That's What Friends Are For?

One night while talking with friends, the subject of my upcoming 30th birthday was brought up. Am I nervous to be 30? Am I going on a big vacation? What do I think should change in my 30's, etc. One friend suggested a total lifestyle makeover. It was suggested by Lori that I become a lesbian in my 30's.
The picture following was her selling point.



Thanks Lori. I think I'll pass. For now...