I have to get something off my chest. I can't believe I live in a world where wearing crocs is socially acceptable. They remind me of the orthopedic shoes one of my friends was told to wear by her podiatrist. When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common and furthermore know that we could never be friends. When buying shoes, there are three things to consider: style, price, and quality. Some shoes are cheap, while others are durable and stylish-- Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poorly made and ugly.
Crocs come in every color imaginable yet manage to look horrible with everything and on everyone --I will give the kids a break because they didn't know any better and to the parents who bought them, you should be reported for child abuse.
Somewhere in China, the creator of Crocs is high-fiving himself and laughing all the way to the bank. What a feat to suck this badly Croc! You are having the last laugh indeed.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
How A Heinous Synthetic Shoe Conquered the World
Posted by Michelvis at 1:20 PM
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Crocs on kids is not about style!!! Crocs on kids is all about minimizing frustration across the board. I mean seriously, if hamsters babies wore crocs their Mom's wouldn't even eat them!
You want to eat your kids Britta?
oh shellbait! you know my only real craving is for the zucchini factory. those chips are calling your name!!!
was just checking out your slide show and laughed at the picture of you and your boy. i so know it was you that night years ago at the concert on stage dancing (copping a feel)!!!!
i agree with britta...for kids it's all about convenience and getting past the daily fight to get their shoes on. oh and crocs were created in colorado not china. you will never catch me dead in a pair! can't wait for that scalp treatment in june!
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