Monday, June 16, 2008

Men Want Me, Martha Stewart Fears Me


I totally planted flowers. I'm pretty much the coolest dysfunctional 30 year old living with two dogs that I know. First of all, I cook. Second of all, as of tonight, I plant flowers. "AHOY I'M SAILING!!!"

Scared of me being my own hot sexy housewife...who plants flowers. Maybe I'll go tie a quilt now....okay that was just sick and wrong but the point is I probably COULD!

Tonight Lori and I decided to have a last minute F.H.E. together which consisted of Thai Food and planting flowers. My poor yard is still torn up from the sprinkling system being installed and flowers helped immensely.


The Finished Product

P.S. I was joking about the men wanting me...but that beotch Martha trembles in my presence.

10 comments:

Achtung Amy! said...

Wow, maybe you guys could milk some cows too! Lori looks like Mary from Little House on the Prairie with that hair. (She was my favorite.)Marthy Scarewart!

Kristin said...

High Five! You're awesome... even I don't plant flowers (Brett does).

P.S. I've recently realized that I'm surrounded by witty people, but have zero wit myself... sorry!

Clancy in Idaho said...

LOL! Congratulations flower-planter! I am the flower planter at our house too. Dustin is the vegetable planter. Thanks for the comment on my blog! I loved it and I'm going to tell Dustin you said he was HOT! It'll make his day. :)

You rock and it was super-uber-lots-o-fun to get to know you more at the wedding. I showed Dustin our cahoots in the guest book and he got a good chuckle! (who wouldn't? We are hilarious!)

lizzo said...

Um...wanna come be a sexy housewife for Steve? He needs one.

Carrie said...

I call that sort of activity a symptom of "pioneerism". If you get the urge to shuck corn and whittle go to the nearest Hollywood Video and rent something rated R.

Aaron and Angie Olson said...

Michelle, you never cease to amaze me with your creative and yet very productive nature. You could totally take Martha on, but I'm glad you shared an entertaining story. Keep up the good work. Hopefully I can see the new improvements done to your lovely house. At least you have one.
Angie

The Lingwalls said...

Oh man, this makes my girl crush on you even stronger! Well done, looks amazing! I say Martha Screw-it!

Britta said...

I'm just excited that you got off your arse and did something you lazy SOB! Geez, it's about time.

Jana said...

You are about the cutest thing ever! If I knew a hot 30 year old boy...he'd be yours. Let's grab Mower and have dinner sometime! And when will you be posting on your cooking blog? I need some good recipes!

Britta said...

dude who gets 9 comments (now 10) and doesn't post again??? step it up chic!